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Hello, and welcome. I want to introduce you to my bot...linuxtoid

linuxtoid can do many things...in fact, probably way too many. In fact, I know he's a good timewaster. However, I like making him that way so that people have somebody to chat with even when I'm not there. Below is a listing of some of the commands linuxtoid recognizes and can respond to. All you have to do is log into my channel on any EFNET server and you can begin your fun. Remember, linuxtoid is not me. I'm toid on the channel. I know linuxtoid sounds real, especially after you start talking to him, but he isn't...i promise. Have fun.

Trivia If you want to play Trivial Pursuit with linuxtoid here are all the commands for that. Basically what you do in this is you turn him on with the !game on command...then you choose a category !choose and then you type in the first word of the category you want, then you say !start to begin. After each question you need to issue the !start command again.

!game on Turns linuxtoid into trivia mode.
!game off Turns linuxtoid out of trivia mode.
!choose Allows you to choose subject
!start Initiates a question in the subject you chose.

Stats This section allows a user to get stats from linuxtoid. The commands are listed below, however if you are not in my irc chat and want to look at a graphical representation of this, click the link to the stat page over to the left.

!stat nick Shows stats for that nick
!topten Displays TopTen chatters in #toid
!place nick Tells ya the place of a nickname on the word count.

Translator Yes, you read that right. Linuxtoid has a built in translator now. It has support for a lot of languages. Valid langcodes: pob(Brazilian Pourugese), bul(Bulgarian), cro(Croatian), che(Czech), dan(Danish), dut(Dutch), eng(English), spe(European Spanish), fin(Finnish), fre(French), ger(German), grk(Greek), hun(Hungarian), ice(Icelandic), ita(Italian), jpn(Japanese), spl(LatinAmericanSpanish), nor(Norwegian), pol(Polish), poe(Portuguese), rom(Romanian), rus(Russian), sel(Serbian Latin), slo(Slovenian), spa(Spanish), swe(Swedish) and wel(Welsh)

!translate fromlang tolang text Translates text from a language to a language.
!translate langs Displays known languages. (pretty impressive list I'd say)

Bible If you don't believe me, just try it. Linuxtoid knows the entire Bible. If you wanna look up a verse or find a verse, display verses, just use this. I don't have a life. (but if I'm going to have a bot, it ought to know something useful...ya know?)

!bible rev3:20 Returns that verse. (in this case Revelation 3:20)
!bible rev1:7-2:6 Returns multiple verses (in this case Revelation 1:7 through Revelation 2:6)
!bible gen1:1-rev22:9 Returns the entire Bible (please don't do this I will ban you, I just put this here so you knew it could be done, ok, but if you do it, it will cause things to crash so again, don't do it.)
!bible ??scales Returns a list of verses that contain the word. (in this case "scales")
!bible ?in rev1:1-rev22:21 ??beast Returns a list of verses in a book that contain a word (in this case all the places in the book of Revelation that contain the word "beast")

Entertainment As if all the above commands aren't enough to keep you entertained, here is a listing of just misc stuff that linuxtoid recognizes. Have fun.

linuxtoid question If you state linuxtoid's nick first, you can ask it anything and he will give you his reponse.
!coke I had to make a special command for coke, since I love it so much.
!joke This will display a random redneck joke, hey, they are usually pretty clean and being from Oklahoma, they do actually carry some meaning.

AI Last but certainly not least, in an attempt to make linuxtoid seem more human-like I have programmed keywords that cause linuxtoid to respond to. linuxtoid won't respond to them everytime, but responds to them at random, and with random responses pre-programmed by me to make him seem more lifelike. I'm not going to list all the words linuxtoid knows, you will just have to come to the channel and find out...and keep checking back for more. I'm done for now. *smile*

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