Alright, so obviously you want to know more about me, otherwise you wouldn't have clicked on the link to take you here. So let's see here, what can I tell you about me that you would or would not know?
About Me:
I'm about 5'8" and 180 lbs and I have green eyes and short brown hair, and I dress pretty normal I guess cause I wear a lot of t-shirts, but I can dress nice, I prefer to wear sandles over actual shoes and I always wear my watch. I am pretty fair skinned and I guess if you aren't from Oklahoma some people think I have an accent. As of right now I am 22 years old and am living in Boulder, Colorado. I spend a lot of time on the computer and I love to chat. I also enjoy many activities. Here is a narrative of me in the third person: Toid enjoys the outdoors. He spends a lot of his time there. Well, at least when he's not on the computer working on this website. Some of the outdoor activites are, but not limited to: climbing, peak bagging, hiking, backpacking, mountain biking, soccer, tennis, golf, fishing, snowboarding, snowshoeing and camping. He belongs to 24 hour fitness, so you can be sure and find him there a few times a week. His indoor activities include, but not limited to: surfing the web, watching tv, board games, and believe it or not reading. His favorite college team is Oklahoma. Some other random interests of Toid's are, but not limited to: apple juice, attending church, coke, bubble baths, sunsets, chess, linux, long conversations, noodles and pillow fights.
Myth/Facts:
Alright, just to make sure I didn't lead you in the wrong direction, how about resolving a little facts and/or myths about me? You know, cause I figure everybody wants to know a *little* more about me anyhow. Hahaha, ok, wishful thinking Matt.
Myth. I spend more than 24 hours a day in my computer chair staring at my computer screen.
Fact. I used to spend more than 12 hours the day in my computer chair staring at my computer screen increasing my chances for carpel tunnel syndrom and technostress. :)
Myth. I drink the same amount of coke in a day as the entire country of Haiti.
Fact. I do drink at least one coke everyday. I had a record of 413 days straight with drinking at least one coke my freshman/sophmore year in college. It got broken because I slept for about 22 hours of the day, and the other two I don't know what happen, I just wasn't thinking.
Myth. I can't swallow food.
Fact. I can't swallow pills and/or vitamins so I am currently taking Pokemon chewables and liquid tylenol when sick.
Myth.. I gained the freshman 15.
Fact. I gained the Mattoid freshman 35.
Myth. I have more shoes than a girl.
Fact. I do have quite a few shoes, but that's because my feet refused to grow after I turned 14.
Myth. I have flown a plane before.
Fact. In my Aviation Education class in college, they did take me up in the air and let me be the only one holding the yoke and rudder at one point in time. However, I didn't dare try and move it or press any red buttons.
Myth. My name at birth was Mattoid.
Fact. Matthew is the name that appears on anything that is legal.
Myth. I became a millionaire by playing video games.
Fact. I have won some money by playing the game of Quake, and also won some other prizes such as a chair and dvd's.
Myth. I am from Oklahoma so that means I ride a horse to school, and it's a miracle I have internet.
Fact. I am from Oklahoma and I gladly ride a buffalo to school. (ok, just kidding about that one, I actually drive a truck)
Myth. I once set myself on fire with a firework.
Fact. I once accidentally dropped a lit roman candle down my pants while it still had six very painful shots remaining. (don't ask how this could even be accomplished)
Myth. Because I own a trampoline I should see about competing in the olympics.
Fact. I can do some pretty cool sequences on it.
Myth. I am really cool cause I have an expensive computer.
Fact. I am really cool cause I am always trying to fix it and it's always broken because of that.
Myth. I'm on the comptuer so much that I speak in binary to all my friends.
Fact. I occasionally say words like LOL during normal conversation.
Myth. I no longer use any other media to get my information other than the internet.
Fact. I don't take my laptop with me to the bathroom.
Myth. I am majoring in Home Ec.
Fact. I did take quite a few Home Ec/Family Living classes in highschool and can sew and cook quite nicely.
Myth. I can do the splits.
Fact. I used to be able to do the splits when I took ballet.
Myth. I can beat Gary Kasparov in chess.
Fact. I did beat the president of the OU Chess Club. After which he threw a table at me. Other than that, just won a few tournaments.
Myth. I have elastic lips.
Fact. I can flip my top lip up.
Myth. I am an OU football nut.
Fact. As a student I only missed one home game. I was just too tired to go.
Myth. I have bath salts.
Fact. Sorry, no bath salts, although, I think you can actually find some turtle bath beads laying around.
Myth. I love making this website.
Fact. I do seem to have quite a bit of time on my hands don't I?
Myth. I once fell out of my fourth story window my sophmore year in college.
Fact. I did fall out my window (but only from the fourth floor) when I was attempting to rappell out of it and my bed shifted from the middle of the room to up against the wall.
Myth. I fought off a mountain lion with my bare hands.
Fact. I had an ice axe, winter clothing on, snowshoes and could roll downhill very very fast!
Myth. I have to have my binky when sleeping.
Fact. I do sleep with a few teddy bears and body pillows.
Myth. I can solve the Rubik's cube in world record time.
Fact. I do own a Rubik's cube and *can* solve it, but it takes me a couple hours.
Myth. I am invincible.
Fact. Well, although I do have many "miracle" stories such as rocks bouncing off my head and the rock splitting in two, and not my head, I know that only by God's grace am I still alive.
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